
Forget the Enneagram or Meyers-Briggs. There are only two types of people in this world:
- Those who let the microwave run until it rings v.s. those who stop it right before it expires.
(Did you guys ever pretend the microwave timer was a bomb when you were younger? No one? Just me? No big deal.)
- Those who like cold leftover pizza v.s. those who can only eat it hot.
- Those who like reading hard copies v.s. electronic book readers.
- People who take up the whole bed v.s. people who barely move while they sleep.
- Dog people v.s. everyone else.
(I mean…that face tho!!!)
- Emoji users v.s. non-emoji users.
- People who set one alarm v.s. people who have 7 alarms just to get up.
- Milk first v.s. cereal first.
- Those who are content having thousands of unopened emails v.s. those who can’t stand it. (I am the latter. Just delete them!)
- Those who park within the lines v.s. those who say “Good luck everybody else!”
Just looking at that picture annoys me!